Bravo is the strongest cure for quarantine boredom I’ve found. Rather than answer, Ramona flees to the beach, saying she shouldn’t have to explain it. Has even… been drunk? Bravo Dorinda knows this is being filmed, right? Not since the 2019 Golden Globes has Fiji Water had such a moment. What it is it about Ramona that makes her speak exactly like Trump? I’m not sure if Ramona is actually sorry!...
The women head to a quaint orchard to scream at each other and pee in the corn maze. So, clearly, there’s lots to get through. Everyone knows something is up with Dorinda, especially with regard to the way she’s been treating Tinsley. bravo Which is a tough way to live life! And will definitely lead to a lot of anger… “I could eat Tinsley, she’s like a mint in my mouth gone!...
Now, I’ve definitely found one insufferable for longer. So it really is a tough call. But Ramona is ready to take on this mantle again! Bravo including Sonja and Luann in the text as well. She (reasonably) assumes Ramona included Dorinda by mistake. Luann asks if she understands why a group text was a bad idea. “No, okay, I don’t!” Ramona exclaims, in a moment as honest as it is absurd....
These women do not care about power. But they do care about attention and perception. Currently, they’re standing in an empty ballroom. Karolina Wojtasik/Bravo Soon, they will be standing in a ballroom filled with lamps! Nothing about his party is going to be fun, and Ramona will permit exactly no moving and grooving. I guess we can add psychic to the list of Leah’s many unique attributes. Sarah also helpfully adds that Leah’s face was starting to look overworked....
You know that saying? The one about how we all have the same amount of hours in a day asBeyonce. And listen, I don’t want to support destructive behavior… Bravo But just because I don’twant to, doesn’t mean Iwon’t. Because can you imagine if this weekend had gone the way that Elyse boo! suggested it should have? Hey, guess what? Like a blonde tyrannosaurus in a very fancy turtleneck. I want Leah to have a long life onRHONY....
Which is why it was particularly alarming whenRHONYandRHOBHjust disappeared from prime time without warning a few weeks ago. Luckily, we don’t have to. Because it was just a two-week break! Heidi Gutman/Bravo Ramona and her pending birthday party came right back to us, just like they always do. LUANN:Luann sounds like she is speaking directly through a potato. We simply are going tohaveto do something about this. And, listen, Elyse doesn’t exactly exude an uplifting energy, but she is often pretty reasonable....
It’s opposite day onThe Real Housewives of New York City! Really, the only people we can rely on to be utterly themselves this episode are thoseRHONYeditors. They’re acting their usual level of shady-as-hell, and thank goodness for that constant in these trying times. Credit: BRAVO And when Jacques replies that he doesnt know that song, Luann simplycannot believe it. “Now, who is Jovani?” Jacques asks after Luann has finished dancing to her own song....
So it would have been nice to see her off on a high note… But I guess if that had happened, maybe we wouldn’t be seeing her off at all. But they’re her monsters… Bravo They just may not be ours anymore. “That’s not my fault!” Ramona barks, when it quite literally is. Ramona is slime for that. I guess it really is BOGO martinis forever for these two and Ramona would be wise to remember that....
They say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But those topics were at least raised. “I don’t even care if don’t wear a mask,” Leah tells Ramona. Bravo What a sweet summer thought, Leah. But don’t worry, Ramona has prepared a rock-solid defense. I don’t have the virus!"). Thus: vagina wings. They are very cool, just like their new best friend Leah!!! No amount of deflection is going to distract us from the behavior we’ve actually seen....
I just dont get it! What are we doing here! Theres certainly much more nuance to Hannah (who looks very pretty and grown up!) RECAP: 5/8/19 RHONYReal Housewives of New YorkSeason 11, Episode 10Air Date: May 8, 2019.Bravo Why wont anyone like her homes?! Because whats coming is just…a terror. But surely she could have never seen what was coming next… The backstory is that Sonja and Dorinda have been becoming increasingly annoyed with Ramonas social climbing tendencies....
This isdoable, Bravo. At the very least, we get a found-footage-style horror movie out of the experiment. And, you guys it works! Heidi Gutman/Bravo Adriano turns out to be two out of three. Luckily, there are plenty more people these women can employ at Ramona’s home! Cue Ed and Michael, the traveling dog groomers who Sonja has called to come and groom Marley. Michael responds that he could use Luann’s “moral support,” becausesurprise he’s into it too!...
But I won’t mention Bethenny, lest I upset Ramona. But that’s always beenRHONY, hasn’t it? One minute they’re monsters, the next minute they’re sweet. Bravo STAY MAD, SIS Our Tinsdale has never been the best arguer. She’s all emotional defense, no stinging offense. Everyone pretty much says “who cares?” Hey, even a broken clock is funny twice every reunion. Who does she think she’s kidding?! Hot damn, look at the Midwest spine of steel on Tinsdale!...
Which brings us to… Dorinda. Spoiler alert: Dorinda wins! I dont think so. Bravo Later she yanks it up and down her body while mocking Tinsley for not having children yet. Exactly what is it they want from her?! It’s all very chill and normal adult behavior! “Yeah, thats great news, you’ll love Chicago,” Dorinda barks again. When they get in the car, Ramona gives the impression of eating loose turkey from her hand....
